But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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