I must be too annoying 4 u.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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