at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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