Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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