no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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