At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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