Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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