No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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