dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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