after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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