i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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