he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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