you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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