we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Vodka?
Forever.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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