Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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