And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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