shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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