seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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