After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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