He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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