She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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