he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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