I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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