Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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