what if I'm pregnant?
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she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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