I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
dude. I can hear the air.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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