He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I touched a dick in church today
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We need to feng shui this bitch.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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