I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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