my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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