I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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