Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
We are all done wearing pants today
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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