Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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