butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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