I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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