i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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