i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
