After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
