I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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