They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
