I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
apparently the secret to your success is patron
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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