quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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