My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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