she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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