Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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