Can Purell be used as lube?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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