I CAN MOONWALK!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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