Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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