This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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