We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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