i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
