I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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