My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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