I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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