spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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